A woman walks into a bar and sits next to a little old man on a bar stool. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look”, she says to him. “What’s your secret to a long, happy life?”

“I smoke 3 packets of cigarettes a day,” he says. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never exercise.”

“Thats amazing! How old are you?”

“Twenty-six.”

** Courtesy: Michael Lewis – A guy walks into a bar.. **